Before we begin these proceding
The main thing must be done
You look awful small in that big chair
Tell me, “How old are you son”

You don’t seem very comfortable
And I know you’re not having fun
Your words aren’t making much sense to me
Again the question is “how old are you son”

You came to this event all alone
You seem awful young
How did you end up by yourself
Mr. Prosecutor can you ask him again “how old are you son”

Don’t worry you will be much older
Before this nonsense is done
Did I just hear you say uno
Are you saying you are just one